Christian Humor and Clean Jokes

~ God's Kids ~

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve, and the first thing He did was tell them them the things they were not to do.

"Don't," said God.

"Don't what?" replied Adam.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit," God repeated.

"Forbidden fruit? We've got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve, look... we've got forbidden fruit!"

"No way!" exclaimed Eve.

"No kidding!"

"Don't eat that fruit!" said God.

"Why?" asked both.

"Because I'm your Father and I said so!" said God, wondering just what He had started here.

A little while later God looked in and sure enough, the kids were having an apple break, and He was angry.  "Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Eve answered.

"She started it!" Adam said.

"Did not!"

"Did so!"

"Did not!" And so on.

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. 

But there is a reassurance in this story. If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't always taken it, don't be too hard on yourself. If God had trouble with His children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?!?

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